... Dio recounts an Trade in between Elagabalus as well as the perfectly-endowed Aurelius Zoticus: when Zoticus tackled the emperor as 'my lord,' Elagabalus responded, 'Don't call me lord, I'm a lady.' Dio concludes his anecdote by having Elagabalus inquiring his medical professionals to give him the equivalent of a woman's vagina through a surgica